Salang Tioman 2009-09-18

There is no better way to spent the Raya festive holidays at the island, and now i know why my instructor does it every year.

1. First thing the island was not crowded with locals which give you a headache.
2. During the eve of Raya, fireworks and fireworks.
3. On the first day, the islander there will have an open house from the front of the island to the end . Rendang, pulut, lontong, kuih-muih FREEEEEE!! All you had to do is to prepare your stomach and walk from house to house.
4. Alot of "kwai" will typically stop by this side of island tooooo. Hahaha females somemore ...

Ok i do enjoy very much myself and this also the first time i took pictures underwater after i got the casing that day before my journey.

That night, suppose to be briefing on the tomorrow dives but much more on showing off the pictures he took underwater.

The night view of the Salang jetty.

The over rated Clown fish ... abit cacat with too much flash

The clown fish cousin the less-clown fish which living in the less-green anemone.

Jesus Christ, who is this good looking lad.

Caught in surprise
(waited for 10 long mins for him to come out)

A Pair of New Shoe

Today am very happy, had been lurking around for a pair of walking sneakers the past 2 months then finally i got this hockey stick brand. Although personally i love the three stripes very much but their design was never meant fit the big Ogre feet of mine. As if i piss off the designer so much and he/she had determine not to have a flatter and bigger feet shoes.




So what you think? Simple and nice rite ... no fancy pancy air bag nor thick heels. The price is absolutely worth it and comfortly design. As the sign of agreeable choice, the Ogre's feet release the strongest odor ever. The shop assistant had to keep 3 feet away when i was trying it on and insist me to check on the odorless spray.

Hehehe ... i love you feet, you made me smells good.

Gastric

I always thought i am a healthy horse and do not have gastric in past years until tonight. Before this my stomach is peaceful and mind thinking of "mmmm root beer floaty." Right after i swallow the palm size burger and sip the frozen beer my stomach starts to cramp.

I thought was nothing until the friendly 'zhar boh' told me "Friend, you doesn't look good and i confirm you are having a gastric symptoms".

The funniest thing was being asked if i ever had gastric before and confidently i replied NO i think Gastric is for lame people. Here i am feeling being slapped by my own words.

So i tried to Wiki on Gastric to get more info, there it goes the acid citronic plasmatic forgonic all return back to the science teacher. Therefore i try to Google for a more English explanation and i found this.

"One of the primary symptoms felt by someone with a gastric ulcer is a gnawing or burning pain in the upper middle stomach or just below the breastbone which will last from 30 minutes to sometimes over 3 hours. Unfortunately a large number of people mistake this kind of pain for heartburn because it is so similar, whilst others just mistake it as hunger pains. For some people the pain caused by a gastric ulcer will wake them up during the night and for others it may come on immediately after they have eaten or meal or it may occur some 2 to 3 hours later on."

Notice the bold part, in my dictionary i always thought that gastric pain happened you did not had your meal at the according time and not after the meal.

Still feeling the painful slap and the burning "sensasi" at my stomach, i had to excuse myself to the toilet to vomit out the burger i ate 10 mins ago. Thanks to the zhar boh volunteer to buy me the hot milo, it really ease the burning sensation.

So paiseh leh ... and i had to admit i am a very blur gastric patient now.

Eason's Moving On ...

Just got the ticket to Eason's Moving On concert at 16th Aug, they said his concert can get pretty high sometimes. So i might keep my esctasy pill away for this time. The venue will be held at Sunway Lagoon Surf Beach and the dress code is proper attire. I wonder my triangular Arena swimming trunks consider proper attire or not. Shit, have to do some trimming. The weeds is growing ernoumously bushy. Where is that lawnmover ...

Eventually i was planning to get the ticket for Michael Hui’s Comedy Talk Show In Malaysia 2009 end up the RM80 ticket sold out. Am not sure bout everyone, the Hui's brother production gives me a very good laugh during my childhood before the Stephen Chow era. Although lately the current Michael Hui's movie and jokes are abit out of date. But i always enjoy their old production like Security Unlimited, The Private Eyes, The Contract, Chicken & Duck Talks +++

The 80's comedy movie always more to hardship of daily life being convert it to a laughter. Life is difficult in those years and it is always comes with a bitter sweet laughter.

The slumber brothers in Security Unlimited.

Kit Kittredge: An American Girl

'Kit Kittredge: An American Mystery' centers around a young living in the struggles of the Great Depression. 10 year old Kit lives in a boarding house her parents own in Cincinnati, Ohio. She has a passion for writing, & dreams of having something of hers put in the local paper someday. With the help of her friends, Sterling & Ruthie, will her dream finally come true?

Yea ... quite interesting movie, a big scheme occurred on the boarding house. The mastermind was the magician and every magician had accomplices. A simple story that touches the heart and tinkle some tears. The great depression had reveal the true human values, struggling hard to help each other. Sob sob ... tissue please.

Bukan Diriku

Samson



Setelah kupahami aku bukan yang terbaik
Yang ada di hatimu
Tak dapat kusangsikan
Ternyata dirinyalah yang mengerti kamu
Bukanlah diriku ..

Kini maafkanlah aku
Bila aku menjadi bisu kepada dirimu
Bukan santunku terbungkam
Hanya hatiku berbatas 'tuk mengerti kamu
Maafkanlah aku..

Chorus :
Walau ku masih mencintaimu
Ku harus meninggalkanmu
Ku harus melupakanmu
Meski hatiku menyayangimu
Nurani membutuhkanmu
Ku harus merelakanmu

Dan hanyalah dirimu
Yang mampu memahamiku
Yang dapat mengerti aku

Ternyata dirinyalah
Yang sanggup menyanjungmu
Yang ramah menyentuhmu
Bukanlah diriku..

Mislead & Disbelief

It is just another misleads to the sorrow darkness and disbelieves to fell in it again. What is wrong, the indication does not seem deceiving and so real indeed the heart tells this is the time. Yet being snub away, with the endless torment dwell you to tears. So that is Love, it is indeed a mysterious disease that human is curse or blesses to endure with.

He's Just Not That Into You

It was so confused after watching it and was sitting there for 20 minutes thinking if only I had some kuaci to bite maybe it would be much understanding… All i could say is Scarlett Johansson, a sexy bitch and Gigi (Ginifer Goldwin) she is cheeky with witty-ness to find her true love. In case you dunno which is Gigi, she is the one with the phone and said Call Me i am lonely. sounded so like me hahahaha

KNS …totally a chick flick to kill some time on Sunday nite and I strongly recommend to watch with a pack of sunflower brand kuaci.

Person of the Month

Apa (born Lhakpa Tenzing Sherpa), nicknamed "Super Sherpa" is a Nepalese Sherpa mountaineer who holds the record for reaching the summit of Mount Everest more times than any other person. He has climbed the mountain nineteen times as of May 2009.

Following his father's death when he was 12 years old, Apa had to take up the responsibilities of his family, consisting of his mother, two sisters and three young brothers. He dropped out of school and earned money working as a porter for mountaineering groups. His climbing career began in 1985, and he worked as a kitchen boy and porter for various groups but was not given the opportunity to reach the summit until 1990.

No kidding man, even Batu Caves i haven't climb for 19th times. He is the coolest guy in May, during the interview the reporter asked why all the ascent been done on May. Apa said because it is summer you idiot, there are no heavy storm. Avalanche is so mild you can even walk faster than it slides.

Just kidding ...

May Second Part

For the past 11th to 16th basically is a very productive week for me as i am going for training the coming week so i had to hand over and complete my things to my colleague.

Monday 11th: Run over a cat and it still alive, damn.
Tuesday 12th: I got stroke and feels like my life hanging at the edge.
Wednesday 13th: Air Asia giving free seats AGAIN, book a ticket to Manado (in Indonesia not Philipines).
Thursday 14th: Recovering from the stroke and still wondering how it happened.
Friday 15th: Minum with friend and did not noticed actually my zip had opened until...
Saturday 16th: Suddenly end up in the beauty salon being tortured.
Sunday 17th: Back to the site to perform some job task.

Again;
Monday 18th: Totally forgot it is a special day to ransom my sister for a present.
Tuesday 19th: The first and most painful day of my mom, so blessful i am here.
Wednesday 20th: Long time did not take Komuter and it totally jam with people and pleasant odours.
Thursday 21th: One of my fish suicide by jumping out of the aquarium.
Friday 22nd: Predict to the a very very very very leisure Friday woot woot. Hopefully nothing happened at work.

May

I am blogging this special month of the calendar year because it is MAY. It also have been named for the Greek goddess Maia, who was identified with the Roman era goddess of fertility if you give her all your money. In Catholic Church May is also dedicated to honor the Blessed Virgin Mary and after her virginity everyone celebrates with Bloody Mary. Hahaha ... just kidding okie, am not suppose to joke with the deity or goddess.

FIRST OF MAY, the Bee Gees sing this song and made me felt so old.
SECOND, the first Saturday and was thinking to shave my p-hair.
THIRD, I woke up later than usual and go to work feeling contempt.
FOURTH, the birthday of a special girl friend introduce me to the love ecstasy.
FIFTH, gone home earlier than usual and manage to see the sunset on my way back.
SIXTH, it was dead quiet and i can actually hear the cockroach farted crawling across my desk.
SEVENTH, the number I like to speak when cursing.
EIGHT, a big restructure going on at my office and I am officially the COE of my dept.
NINTH, only I knew IELTS stand for International English Language Testing System felt dulan with the test.
TENTH, feeling contempt again going to work and i hear voices.

to be continue ...

Pay Day

The happiest day on each month would be the pay day, the longest week would be every 3rd week where cash are bloody drain and you have to wait till the 4th week. So long until u felt ages for the day to arrive. What to do, just an employee and not an employer. But how is the employer feel each day of this month, they have to fork out thousands or millions to feed the hand and legs of the company. Must be very agony have to sign so many cheques or looking at the bank account suddenly gone with the money to feed some useless staff like me. Hahaha…

Yea and I am going to shop for it this weekend, going to buy a new pants and jeans. Somebody has been complaining about my paints for wearing 5 days a week. What? Pants only what no need to wash everyday mah, after wash have to iron leh. Many work need to be done leh somemore the color will be faded quickly. My jeans too, the washed out convince me that I bought a pair of white jeans. Mine was not Levis okie it was totally out of my budget last time. Not because of I am choosy I always had a hard time to find a pair of jeans I like because other jeans either make my ass look fat of my leg looks like elephant size. So I seldom buy a new one and usually buy once every 5 years.

Bachelor Dream

I didn’t go to work today as feeling very dizzy when I wake up. Really weird I was happily having a dream about my bachelor night and all the chicks are as hot as Jessica Alba and one of them was doing a lap dance on me. Free flow booze somemore shuiii... what a night that so drunk i can't recalled who pay the bills. Once I open my eyes everything seems to be turning upside down. Might be I was too drunk at the dream ended up vomiting yellowish liquid and it taste like expired yogurt.

Later only I found out this is the culprit, I had 2 big plate of rice and scoping the sambal petai like a hungry kid. So spicy and loving it ended up my body could not take the heat. That is why I am dizzy and vomit this morning. Felt every hole in my body is emitting the hot burning gas and imagine it steamingly steam like a chu chu train to shit or pee. Didn’t know where my mom get the chili from and make it so damn the HOT.

Pain

Pain causes us to contemplate to change direction. It prompts us to look at things differently. With emotional pain as with physical pain, if we keep doing something stupid we keep getting hurt. We might say, "Well it shouldn't hurt, i don't want it to hurt," but it will still hurt. Some people manage to hurt over something twenty four hours a day, three hundred and sixty five days a year. They never realise it is time to take their hand off the stove.

Andrew Matthews

Love those in your life without expectations. Accept them as they are and take what they want to give without judgement. In other words don't let the actions of others destroy your own self-esteem.

First Again

Rebirth again, reaching the third decade of my life and writing the third blog which I hope should be the last. Amazingly feeling good to begin a new chapter where the past had been farted away and the future of superb Jarod Bing ready to be carved on this historic day of the year.

I had spent my entire afternoon changing this and that during my working hours today to setup this. Hmm … I suppose to prepare the DR site ready for next week but who cares nothing is much more interesting than this. First i should update you more and more about anything to make this site lively again. Second i should buy a very good camera that can dive together with me underwater and take fascinating pictures under the mysterious sea.