Person of the Month

Apa (born Lhakpa Tenzing Sherpa), nicknamed "Super Sherpa" is a Nepalese Sherpa mountaineer who holds the record for reaching the summit of Mount Everest more times than any other person. He has climbed the mountain nineteen times as of May 2009.

Following his father's death when he was 12 years old, Apa had to take up the responsibilities of his family, consisting of his mother, two sisters and three young brothers. He dropped out of school and earned money working as a porter for mountaineering groups. His climbing career began in 1985, and he worked as a kitchen boy and porter for various groups but was not given the opportunity to reach the summit until 1990.

No kidding man, even Batu Caves i haven't climb for 19th times. He is the coolest guy in May, during the interview the reporter asked why all the ascent been done on May. Apa said because it is summer you idiot, there are no heavy storm. Avalanche is so mild you can even walk faster than it slides.

Just kidding ...

May Second Part

For the past 11th to 16th basically is a very productive week for me as i am going for training the coming week so i had to hand over and complete my things to my colleague.

Monday 11th: Run over a cat and it still alive, damn.
Tuesday 12th: I got stroke and feels like my life hanging at the edge.
Wednesday 13th: Air Asia giving free seats AGAIN, book a ticket to Manado (in Indonesia not Philipines).
Thursday 14th: Recovering from the stroke and still wondering how it happened.
Friday 15th: Minum with friend and did not noticed actually my zip had opened until...
Saturday 16th: Suddenly end up in the beauty salon being tortured.
Sunday 17th: Back to the site to perform some job task.

Again;
Monday 18th: Totally forgot it is a special day to ransom my sister for a present.
Tuesday 19th: The first and most painful day of my mom, so blessful i am here.
Wednesday 20th: Long time did not take Komuter and it totally jam with people and pleasant odours.
Thursday 21th: One of my fish suicide by jumping out of the aquarium.
Friday 22nd: Predict to the a very very very very leisure Friday woot woot. Hopefully nothing happened at work.

May

I am blogging this special month of the calendar year because it is MAY. It also have been named for the Greek goddess Maia, who was identified with the Roman era goddess of fertility if you give her all your money. In Catholic Church May is also dedicated to honor the Blessed Virgin Mary and after her virginity everyone celebrates with Bloody Mary. Hahaha ... just kidding okie, am not suppose to joke with the deity or goddess.

FIRST OF MAY, the Bee Gees sing this song and made me felt so old.
SECOND, the first Saturday and was thinking to shave my p-hair.
THIRD, I woke up later than usual and go to work feeling contempt.
FOURTH, the birthday of a special girl friend introduce me to the love ecstasy.
FIFTH, gone home earlier than usual and manage to see the sunset on my way back.
SIXTH, it was dead quiet and i can actually hear the cockroach farted crawling across my desk.
SEVENTH, the number I like to speak when cursing.
EIGHT, a big restructure going on at my office and I am officially the COE of my dept.
NINTH, only I knew IELTS stand for International English Language Testing System felt dulan with the test.
TENTH, feeling contempt again going to work and i hear voices.

to be continue ...

Pay Day

The happiest day on each month would be the pay day, the longest week would be every 3rd week where cash are bloody drain and you have to wait till the 4th week. So long until u felt ages for the day to arrive. What to do, just an employee and not an employer. But how is the employer feel each day of this month, they have to fork out thousands or millions to feed the hand and legs of the company. Must be very agony have to sign so many cheques or looking at the bank account suddenly gone with the money to feed some useless staff like me. Hahaha…

Yea and I am going to shop for it this weekend, going to buy a new pants and jeans. Somebody has been complaining about my paints for wearing 5 days a week. What? Pants only what no need to wash everyday mah, after wash have to iron leh. Many work need to be done leh somemore the color will be faded quickly. My jeans too, the washed out convince me that I bought a pair of white jeans. Mine was not Levis okie it was totally out of my budget last time. Not because of I am choosy I always had a hard time to find a pair of jeans I like because other jeans either make my ass look fat of my leg looks like elephant size. So I seldom buy a new one and usually buy once every 5 years.

Bachelor Dream

I didn’t go to work today as feeling very dizzy when I wake up. Really weird I was happily having a dream about my bachelor night and all the chicks are as hot as Jessica Alba and one of them was doing a lap dance on me. Free flow booze somemore shuiii... what a night that so drunk i can't recalled who pay the bills. Once I open my eyes everything seems to be turning upside down. Might be I was too drunk at the dream ended up vomiting yellowish liquid and it taste like expired yogurt.

Later only I found out this is the culprit, I had 2 big plate of rice and scoping the sambal petai like a hungry kid. So spicy and loving it ended up my body could not take the heat. That is why I am dizzy and vomit this morning. Felt every hole in my body is emitting the hot burning gas and imagine it steamingly steam like a chu chu train to shit or pee. Didn’t know where my mom get the chili from and make it so damn the HOT.

Pain

Pain causes us to contemplate to change direction. It prompts us to look at things differently. With emotional pain as with physical pain, if we keep doing something stupid we keep getting hurt. We might say, "Well it shouldn't hurt, i don't want it to hurt," but it will still hurt. Some people manage to hurt over something twenty four hours a day, three hundred and sixty five days a year. They never realise it is time to take their hand off the stove.

Andrew Matthews

Love those in your life without expectations. Accept them as they are and take what they want to give without judgement. In other words don't let the actions of others destroy your own self-esteem.

First Again

Rebirth again, reaching the third decade of my life and writing the third blog which I hope should be the last. Amazingly feeling good to begin a new chapter where the past had been farted away and the future of superb Jarod Bing ready to be carved on this historic day of the year.

I had spent my entire afternoon changing this and that during my working hours today to setup this. Hmm … I suppose to prepare the DR site ready for next week but who cares nothing is much more interesting than this. First i should update you more and more about anything to make this site lively again. Second i should buy a very good camera that can dive together with me underwater and take fascinating pictures under the mysterious sea.